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As always feel free to ask us any spiritual questions about Density Church, and either I or one of my anointed congregation will answer it for you. Here is our latest question, from Cameron Gray: Brian, I’m not really ready to make another commitment to the church, but i do need answers. I have . . . → Read More: Questions for Density Church: Taking it to the "next level" Question: Dear Brian I am 14 years old, and am a bit embarrassed to ask you this. But I will, because of some guilt feelings I’m having. The other night, while I was asleep, I had a nocturnal emission. I woke up to discover a wet patch. I had no control over this obviously, . . . → Read More: Nocturnal Emissions God take pity on the innocent who stray from the path of righteous spelling. While googling or their esteemed pastor Brian Tamaki, Destiny Church members could end up following the Church of Density. The church is led by senior pastor Brian Tamariki, supported by his wife Penni. Tamariki is also the chairman of the . . . → Read More: Te Waha Nui article: The Density Church — enough is never enough Thousands of Density church members, clad in black shirts, marched on Parliament on Friday to voice their opposition to the “growing numbers of gay sheep”. The march was organised after a recent scientific study, published in the Journal of Endocrinology, demonstrated that some 8% of sheep displayed homosexual proclivities. The report, which discovered . . . → Read More: Density Church marches agains Gay sheep Destiny Church not fundamentalist enough for you? Would you like to stone homosexuals to death and keep women in the kitchen? Then try Density Church, which claims to follow every single commandment in the Bible. Yeah, it’s a joke. But although Density Church (www.densitychurch.org) is actually a satire designed to take the piss out . . . → Read More: Critic’s: "The lighter side of stoning" The Sunday Star Times recently printed the following letter: Dear Sir Your review of Brian Tamaki’s Destiny Church and Political Party was interesting reading. But it failed to note that they are Hell-bound Liberals, because they do not follow ALL of the Word of God. Only my own Church, ‘Density Church’, . . . → Read More: Sunday Star Times Letter |
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