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Guess what I got when I checked out my church email today…. here is the contents: =========== Subject Line: BIBLES FOR CONVERTS Dear Precious Servant of God, Calvary greetings to you and the members of your Church. Endtime Harvest Community Church has a mandate of reaching the good news of our Lord and . . . → Read More: An Email From Our Brothers In Nigeria (or Hong Kong??) Today we have a guest sermon from one of our faithful congregation of Density Church: To all the Chosen gathered here in the presence of his most high reverend Bishop/King Brian. I address you, nay beseech you in our time of need. I Arthur Idyard Hill, Humble servant of the Lord have in my . . . → Read More: THIS FILM MUST BE BANNED! In recent days the Destiny Church has announced that 700 men have signed a pledge to follow their leader, Brian ‘not a hair out of place’ Tamaki, wherever he may go. The covenant was unveiled at the recent Destiny Conference where this new covenant was delivered via a slick PowerPoint and media presentation with . . . → Read More: The Bishop wants to become a King Am barely scrapping by… please donate more money so I can carry on my good works. Church gives Tamaki huge bonus Brian Tamaki is given up to $500,000 every year in donations from Destiny Church members on top of his six-figure salary, according to a former employee. Jesus is not pleased by what he sees at Destiny Church…. (skip to 1:57 for when Jesus starts singing & earlier 1:31 for when he starts clearing the temple out…) As always feel free to ask us any spiritual questions about Density Church, and either I or one of my anointed congregation will answer it for you. Here is our latest question, from Cameron Gray: Brian, I’m not really ready to make another commitment to the church, but i do need answers. I have . . . → Read More: Questions for Density Church: Taking it to the "next level" Question: Dear Brian I am 14 years old, and am a bit embarrassed to ask you this. But I will, because of some guilt feelings I’m having. The other night, while I was asleep, I had a nocturnal emission. I woke up to discover a wet patch. I had no control over this obviously, . . . → Read More: Nocturnal Emissions |
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